Help and what the heck?

The long haired one is not paying attention to me.
He should scratch and feed me instead of staring out the window at the bar parking lot. Those people smell.
He should get me out of this cold house and let me lay down in a patch of bright, hot, stuff, while there's still some around.
He should give me more tomatoes, and less coffee grinds.

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Got my sweet tooth on!

That long-haired guy has been dribbling purple stuff out of his sandwich, happens all the time it seems.
I just licked some off of his shorts and the carpet, and I think it's time for... HOT LAPS!!!
I gotta go!
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